Rant On, Rant Off
So I haven’t written here in awhile. Mostly because I am lazy. I’m sorry, I’m way behind on my DVR. There are so many recordings I need to watch and my couch is very comfortable and not super conducive...
View ArticleWater Heater 127, Kristabella 0
I am currently engaged in an epic battle with my water heater, people. Remember last week? When I so stupidly thought it was just an unlit pilot light and that I had fixed the problem? Well hoo boy was...
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Asking For A Junk Punch
On Sunday, as I was relaxing in my house in my comfy Santa Claus pajamas, and watching as much Dexter as I could, there was a noise in the hallway outside my front door. It was the sound of my...
View ArticleTHIEF!
I think I have documented here how bad the coffee is at my workplace. I am convinced that it is the reason I started to have acid reflux back a few years ago. It’s really the only change in my life in...
View ArticleThe Intertubes Are Conspiring Against Me
Alternate Title: Al Gore Haaaaates Meeeeee! I know what you’re all thinking – “Wow, she decides to start blogging regularly again and keeps it up for like a week. YAWN.” But! I have an excuse! Of...
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Because You’re An Asshole?
I’m forcing myself to write something, and something funny, because today was a rough day at work. I can’t get into it, but let’s just say I hope today never repeats itself in my tenure. And I hope...
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General Maladies
I ended up calling the doctor and talking to the pharmacist about my impending antibiotics dose. My doctor said that while C Diff does indeed suck, a mouth infection is also not good. So she suggested...
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Fruit Ruins Everything!
I suppose I could tie this into The Brady Bunch. I mean, Peter’s famous line when he was trying to get a personality and was talking like Humphrey Bogart was “Pork Chops and Applesauce.” So I will tie...
View ArticleGlobal Warming
We have had a mild winter in Chicago. And that is putting it mildly. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) Seriously, we have had almost no measurable snow, it hasn’t been bitter cold and over the weekend I had my...
View ArticleDear Chase, You Need A Punch In The Neck
I bank at Chase. Well, I was with Washington Mutual and then they went belly up. I don’t really have any complaints with them. Until now. I mean, it was a pain when I had to get a new debit card when...
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#SkyscraperLive
I’m burnt out on posting already and it is only the second day. I’m going to blame it on daylight savings. Because it is now dark all the time and it feels like it should be midnight and it’s just...
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Mind The Douchebag
I recently switched to taking Metra to and from work. That’s our commuter rail system that goes all the way to the burbs, Indiana and even Wisconsin! I only go two stops and it is so much faster than...
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Return DELAYED
I have been really lazy lately. Actually, since August 31. Because on that day, I ran a half marathon. (I know! Who am I? You’ve missed so much!) Anyway, I did that and since then, I have run a grand...
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